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SECRET MENU BEAUTY PAGEANT
A SHORT FILM BY FRANKIE CAMPISANO & SG EGAN
An offbeat odyssey into the world of dead shopping malls, fast food secret menus, and basement beauty pageants.
Winner, Best Experimental/Video Art Short Film - We Make Movies International Film Festival
Winner, Best Student Film - Queer Fear Film Festival
Winner, Best Comedy Short - Citrus Circuit Film Festival
TOP 25 , PRODUCED SHORTS - ROADMAP WRITERS SHORTS COMPETITION
FINALIST, HORROR/COMEDY - OREGON SHORT FILM FESTIVAL
FINALIST - KANSAS CITY UNDERGROUND FILM FESTIVAL
SEMI-FINALIST, EXPERIMENTAL FILM - HOLLYWOOD STORYTELLERS FILM FESTIVAL
SEMI-FINALIST, BEST SHORT FEST
Official Selection - Burbank International Film Festival
Official Selection - Buffalo International Film Festival
Official Selection - Wyoming International Film Festival
Official Selection - The Pack Theater Comedy Film Festival
OFFICIAL SELECTION - PHILADELPHIA FILM SOCIETY SPRINGFEST
Official Selection - Sunscreen Film Festival
Official Selection - Fabulous Independent Film Festival
OFFICIAL SELECTION - SHORT FILM FESTIVAL
Official Selection - Ridgway Independent Film Festival
Official Selection - The Iron Mule Short Comedy Festival
OFFICIAL SELECTION - FACTORYFEST
OFFICIAL SELECTION - THE JUNKTOWN FILM FESTIVAL
OFFICIAL SELECTION - LOS ANGELES UNDERGROUND INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
OFFICIAL SELECTION - VIDEODROME NYC
OFFICIAL SELECTION - MIDWEST SLAM FEST
OFFICIAL SELECTION - DARE 2 IMAG9NE
OFFICIAL SELECTION - CINEMA OF THE WORLD INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
OFFICIAL SELECTION - INLAND INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL
OFFICIAL SELECTION - NOSEBLEEDS FILM FESTIVAL
OFFICIAL SELECTION - REALLY LATE NIGHT SKETCH FEST
HONORABLE MENTION - HASTINGS ROCKS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
HONORABLE MENTION - ACCESS FILM FESTIVAL
CREDITS…
Created by
Frankie Campisano
Written & Directed by
Frankie Campisano & SG Egan
Produced by
Steve Autore
Carson Bailey
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan
Executive Producers
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan
Jordan Sarf
Associate Producer
Franklin Kramer
Director of Photography
Steve Autore
Editor
Frankie Campisano
Sound Editing & Design
SG Egan
Frankie Campisano
Original Music & Foley by
SG Egan
CAST
Clover / Narrator #1
David Elliot
Clementine / Narrator #2
Janice Lynn Sykes
Clarence / Narrator #3
Fred Harris
Wolfman Vic
Sam Thor
Dracula Judge
Oliver Misra
Witch Judge
Katie Kapp
Milk Shakespeare / Reporter
John McCabe
Cherie Berry
Gabbi Robertson
Weird Toes Rithka
Sara Laskey
Corn Dog Kids Meal Reggie
Erik Kemp
Bobby Bikini
Tristian Sanders
Delores Richards
Alyssa Wise
Jessica ‘n’ Such
Rivers Cassedy
Eddie / Frankenstein Mask
Gary Alexis
Rhonda
Ronnie Toone
Dr. Gummibear
Grace Minton
Rag Doll Mask / Reporter
Maddy Burgess
Mummy Mask / Reporter
Lauren Dathe
Black Cat Mask
Tory Schafer
Pumpkin Mask
Margaret Ivy Johnston
Baby Daddy
Steve Autore
Baby Mommy
Miranda Romano
Dingus Mask
SG Egan
Droopy Mask
Frankie Campisano
Devil Mask Narrator
Evan Burdett
CREW
1st Assistant Director
Carson Bailey
2nd Assistant Director
Ronnie Toone
Gaffer
Franklin Kramer
Production Design
Amalia Vavala
Casting by
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan
Steve Autore
Hair & Make-Up
Miranda Romano
Wardrobe by
SG Egan
Amalia Vavala
Frankie Campisano
1st Assistant Camera
Evan Burdett
2nd Assistant Camera
Katie Laurence
2nd Unit Camera Operator
Ryan Campbell
Script Supervisors
Paige Chestler
Ronnie Toone
Miranda Romano
Assistant Editors
Steve Autore
Miranda Romano
SG Egan
BTS Videographer
Nicole Carlton
BTS Photographer
Katerina Anderson
Production Assistants
Maddy Burgess
Lauren Dathe
Margaret Ivy Johnston
Katie Kapp
Grace Minton
Oliver Misra
Sam Porozok
Gabbi Robertson
Tory Schafer
Sarina Smith
Alyssa Wise
”Secret Menu Beauty Pageant Song”
Performed by Steve Autore
Produced by SG Egan
Written by Steve Autore, Frankie Campisano & SG Egan
Featuring Original Work by Idano Art
Puppets by SG Egan
Additional footage licensed from iStock by Getty Images.
Made possible with support from the Elon UNIVERSITY Alumni Production Fund.