SECRET MENU BEAUTY PAGEANT
15 min. | 2024
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY
FRANKIE CAMPISANO & SG EGAN
An offbeat odyssey into the world of dead shopping malls, fast food secret menus,
and basement beauty pageants.
Created by Frankie Campisano
Written & Directed by
Frankie Campisano & SG Egan
ProduceR - STEVE AUTORE
PRODUCER - CARSON BAILEY
PRODUCER - FRANKIE CAMPISANO
PRODUCER - SG EGAN
Executive Producer - FRANKIE CAMPISANO
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER - SG EGAN
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER - JORDAN SARF
ASSOCIATE PRODUCER - FRANKLIN KRAMER
CINEMATOGRAPHER - STEVE AUTORE
EDITOR - FRANKIE CAMPISANO
Sound Editing & Design - SG Egan
Frankie Campisano
Original Music & Foley by SG Egan
STARRING
DAVID ELLIOT - Clover / Narrator #1
JANICE LYNN SYKES - Clementine / Narrator #2
FRED HARRIS - Clarence / Narrator #3
GARY ALEXIS - EDDIE / FRANKENSTEIN MASK
RONNIE TOONE - RHONDA
SAM THOR - WOLFMAN VIC
OLIVER MISRA - DRACULA JUDGE
KATIE KAPP - WITCH JUDGE
JOHN MCCABE - MILK SHAKESPEARE / REPORTER
GABBI ROBERTSON - CHERIE BERRY
SARA LASKEY - WEIRD TOES RITHKA
ERIK KEMP - CORN DOG KIDS MEAL REGGIE
TRISTIAN SANDERS - BOBBY BIKINI
ALYSSA WISE - DELORES RICHARDS
GRACE MINTON - DR. GUMMIBEAR
MADDY BURGESS - RAG DOLL MASK / REPORTER
LAUREN DATHE - MUMMY MASK/ REPORTER
TORY SCHAFER - BLACK CAT MASK
MARGARET IVY JOHNSTON - PUMPKIN MASK
STEVE AUTORE - BABY DADDY
MIRANDA ROMANO - BABY MOMMY
SG EGAN - DINGUS MASK
FRANKIE CAMPISANO - DROOPY MASK
RIVERS CASSEDY - JESSICA ‘n’ SUCH
EVAN BURDETT - DEVIL MASK NARRATOR
1st AD - Carson Bailey
2nd AD - Ronnie Toone
1st AC - EVAN BURDETT
2nd AC - KATIE LAURENCE
2nD UNIT CAMERA OPERATOR - RYAN CAMPBELL
Gaffer - Franklin Kramer
Production Design - Amalia Vavala
Hair & Make-Up - Miranda Romano
Wardrobe - SG Egan, Amalia VAVALA, FRANKIE CAMPISANO
SCRIPT SUPERVISOR - PAIGE CHESTLER
SCRIPT SUPERVISOR - RONNIE TOONE
SCRIPT SUPERVISOR - MIRANDA ROMANO
Assistant Editor - Steve Autore
ASSISTANT EDITOR - Miranda Romano
ASSISTANT EDITOR - SG EGAN
Production AssistantS
Maddy Burgess
lauren dathe
margaret ivy johnston
grace minton
oliver misra
sam porozok
gabbi robertson
sarina smith
ALYSSA WISE
”Secret Menu Beauty Pageant Song”
Performed by Steve Autore
Produced by SG Egan
Written by Steve Autore,
Frankie Campisano & SG Egan
Featuring Original Work by Idano Art
Puppets by SG Egan
Additional footage licensed from
iStock by Getty Images.
What People Are Saying
“A carnival funhouse ride into madness.”
“I'm a fan of filmmakers who think outside the box.
I'm also a fan of filmmakers who just
toss that box aside and completely go for it.
This is clearly a team interested in really going for it.”
“a nearly 15-minute drug trip into surrealist absurdity.
Think of “Tim and Eric” if it were made by
millennials in Los Angeles.”
